i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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