You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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