shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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