FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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