Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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