so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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