so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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