Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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