Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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