hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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