please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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