The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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