Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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