And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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