gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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