this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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