How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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