I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Enjoy the penises
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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