so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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