Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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