He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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