Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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