All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You've changed since you got that strap on
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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