This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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