He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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