pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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