let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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