Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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