so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Drunk is not a location!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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