But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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