the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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