Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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