I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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