last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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