did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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