his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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