id be glad to
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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