everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
