Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
