And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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