I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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