yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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