I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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