im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
where am i from again
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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