how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We named our party play list daddy issues
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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