I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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