thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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