mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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