Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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