Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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